General Assembly Report
When does life begin? -- Boooooooooring.
Eminent Domain? -- ain't worth a hill of beans.
Toll Roads? -- Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.
ok...
Fireworks? Effing A!!!
Eminent Domain? -- ain't worth a hill of beans.
Toll Roads? -- Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.
ok...
Fireworks? Effing A!!!
posted by torporindy at 2/02/2006
6 Comments:
Fireworks!
Hellz yeah!
Lots of fun. Lot of laughs.
They are legal here in SC.
The Yankees blow themselves up at the beach every summer during 4th July.
I'll bet the Indy Rednecks will spend massive amounts of money on fireworks. Just as much as lottery tickets and meth.
Just like the guy in the story link who spent 900 dollars(!) last year on fireworks.
I just don't understand these people!!! Seriously, $900. Think how much meth he could have bought instead!
Just makes me think of a classic joke:
What are a redneck's last words?
"He ya'll, watch this!"
(groans)
There are times when I hate Indiana... and people wonder why we suffer from brain drain...
Dude, that's real news. I'm gonna freak out. I'm gonna spend like way more than $900 this year. Now if we could just get booze on sundays and make sure the age of consent stays at 16 we'll be allll-right in Indiana.
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