America's No. 1 terror target: Indiana?
This is pretty ridiculous. According to Homeland Security, one out of every nine terrorist targets in the country are in Indiana. We have almost twice as many targets as California or New York. This is probably because our overzealous state agency placed Wal-Marts and “other assets” on the list.
One of the businesses on the list is Amish Country Popcorn (pictured above) in Berne, Indiana. The company employs five people. Perhaps they were on the list because terrorists universally hate the Amish. Personally, I know Al-Qaeda, Chechen rebels, the IRA, ETA, November 17, JDL and even the former Red Brigades, hate the amish and hate popcorn as much as they hate our freedom.
Actually, this will work out well as we'll receive more federal money. Of course, this comes at the expense of legitimate targets in New York, Washington DC and California.