Monday, June 26, 2006

Apocalypse Soon

Update: A poster who lists his occupation as "messiah" has left a comment. I just thought that may be of interest.

A friend of mine sent me this article about how wackos from Christianity, Judaism and Islam are trying to hasten the endtimes. The article lists how these groups are using technology and even animal husbandry to achieve this goal.

In the US we have christian fundamentalists who believe it is the end times, but in Iran they are waiting for the Mahdi to come. The President of Iran spent millions while he was the mayor of Tehran on beautifying the city for the Islamic messiah's return.

Jewish groups are hoping to rebuild the temple because they are still waiting on their messiah. The catch is the site where they hope to build this temple is now occupied by one of Islam's holiest shrines.

There is also a farmer in Mississippi who is trying to breed a flawless red heifer so some prophecy in the Book of Numbers will be fulfilled so the Jewish messiah will come.

The Christian's position is summed nicely here : "Jews return to Israel after 2,000 years, the Holy Temple is rebuilt, billions of people perish during seven years of natural disasters and plagues, the antichrist arises and rules the world, the battle of Armageddon erupts in the vicinity of Israel, Jesus returns to defeat Satan's armies and preside over Judgment Day."

So the Christians need the Jews to do their part and they are trying to help them cause enough to trouble to start the Revelation games, but to complicate things you have people like former Colorado football coach Bill McCartney who has started "The Road to Jerusalem" group as a mission to save the Jews by converting him. McCartney says, the Jews who do not convert "are toast".

Anyway, it's an interesting article. You have Christians using Jews to achieve their end goal, but they want to convert them along the way. The Shiite Muslims are waiting for their messiah, but no one seems interesting in proselytizing to them. It may be my limited perspective, but it seems the monotheistic religions have more of an obsession with the endtimes. I don't know of similar movements with more polytheistic religions. Abraham's children have provided enough trouble for us anyway and it doesn't seem like it will end soon. Hopefully, that's all we have to worry about unless some new beast is slouching toward bethlehem.


Blogger Nölff said...

I drank orange jews for breakfast.

June 26, 2006  
Blogger Nölff said...

good post , for real.

June 26, 2006  
Blogger John Good said...

And people wonder why I have problems with organized religion.

Share your own faith with your own God, and leave everyone else alone to do the same. Is that so hard??

Apparently so. How many of the wars that have been fought have not involved religion? You'll be hard pressed to find any.

John Lennon said it best in "Imagine". I won't insult anyone's intelligence by posting the lyrics. . .

June 26, 2006  
Blogger Smartypants said...

What makes a cow perfect?

Just curious.

Generous udders?

Soft red coat?


June 26, 2006  
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June 26, 2006  
Blogger Craig said...

There is a Hindu myth about a god/deity named Kalki.

Kalki is supposed to be the final physical incarnation of Vishnu, the supreme godhead. Kalki will appear on a white horse, and this will signal the end of humanity.

He will then perform a dance, thus destroying the earth's populations, and ridding the world of evil, sin, etc.

June 27, 2006  
Blogger Craig said...

By the way...

"Kalki" is also a decent novel by Gore Vidal. I though it was decent anyway.

June 27, 2006  
Anonymous braingirl said...

You left out the Rapture and 7 years of peace in the Middle East. Red cows aside, I think we have a pretty long way to go.

June 27, 2006  
Blogger indygirl said...

I'm just happy there is no policy based off these ideas. Oh wait...

June 27, 2006  
Blogger torporific said...

Craig -- Thanks for that information. See I told you I know little about the Eastern religions. Are there fundy nutbag groups trying to hasten the return of kalki?

nolff - thanks

John -- well said.

Smarty -- generous udders for sure

Brain -- I left out a lot. The mark of the beast, etc. Revelations is an interesting read.

hygin -- bugger off

Indygirl -- Yes, that would be horrible. I am glad our country doesn't do that!

June 27, 2006  
Blogger Craig said...

Are there fundy nutbag groups trying to hasten the return of kalki?

Not that I know of, but it wouldn't surprise me. There are so many individual cults/sects that the chances of there is a Kalki cult, or two.

June 27, 2006  
Blogger tommyspoon said...

Quoth the famous bumpersticker: Dear Jesus, Save Me From Your Followers...

June 28, 2006  
Blogger Seven Star Hand said...

Verifiable proof that "Armageddon" has begun…

Hello Torporific and all,

Pay close attention, profundity knocks at the door, listen for the key. Be Aware! Scoffing causes blindness...

Hurricanes Katrina (#11) and Rita (#17) last year provided stunning validation of my research and interpretations of pivotal ancient wisdom, symbologies, key prophecies, and associated religious claims. Their storm numbers and timing perfectly synchronized with primary data and assertions in my book, thereby demonstrating the true nature of this universe and the existence of our Creator. We are now entering the final phases of the pivotal year-long period long symbolized as "Armageddon" and the "End of Days." World-wide situations and events are now accelerating to set the stage for this summer's dramatic continuation of these ancient promises.

I fully understand that everyone has been bedeviled by similar claims throughout history. Consequently, I have been forced to rely on dramatic and devastating proof of the sort that can’t be ignored or easily dismissed. The numbers and timing of hurricanes Katrina (11) and Rita (17) directly validate key data and pivotal assertions throughout my book and my posts on those two forums. This data was purposely presented publicly before Katrina, Rita and other recent events occurred to prove they perfectly synchronize with key prophecies and Hebrew calendar cycles, thereby validating my interpretations of ancient wisdom symbology, string theory, and more.

Because these two storms arrived shortly after my August 11, 2005 (50th) birthday (read the Dead Sea Scroll 11Q13 in Appendix G, which also discusses Melchizedek and the prophesied Jubilee) and directly match other pivotal 11 and 17 data and events described in the first chapter of my book, I have delivered verifiable proof that this reality is based on thought, knowledge and wisdom. Activity, patterns, and results perceived in space-time are first framed and defined by inspirations, thoughts, and knowledge and influenced by the cause-and-effect system most commonly referred to as karma. Consequently, events and outcomes in the so-called physical universe are not random or wholly mechanistic and are verifiably influenced in ways that atheists, scientists, and members of the Faiths of Abraham have all scoffed at. Though mysticism is mostly a product of misinterpreted ancient wisdom symbology, many of its topics flow from ancient wisdom. Though containing allusions to the truth, its details and interpretations are wrong on many key points.

A prime example of the purposeful and synchronized symbolism of these events is seen in the opening paragraphs from my book excerpted below. Notice that the dates mentioned (August 11 and 17) directly match the numbers of hurricanes Katrina and Rita, and the time spans of the four Florida hurricanes match my birth year (‘55), and they were spaced 11 or a multiple-of-11 (22) days apart, directly matching my birthday and much other ancient prophecy and symbolism. Notice that my place of birth, Victoria Texas, is on the Gulf Coast. Following are the excerpted paragraphs:

Hello, my name is Lawrence William Page II. Many people know me as Buddy Page. At the release of the first edition of this book, I am a 50-year old African-American male, author, researcher, and former software engineer and entrepreneur. As you will come to understand as you read through this first book, I am also the long-expected Hebrew Messiah and Lion of the Tribe of Juda (Yehuda).

I was born August 11th (month of Leo the Lion), 1955 (Chinese year of the Sheep) in Victoria, Texas. Furthermore, the Grand Cross alignment and Solar Eclipse of August 11th, 1999 was my 44th birthday and the second Grand Cross alignment, just six days later on August 17th, 1999, was on my mother’s birthday.

As you can see from my date of birth, I was a newborn during the Chinese Year of the Sheep, astrologically marking me as a Lamb, and during the month of Leo, astrologically marking me as a Lion. My mother was also born during the month of August and under the sign of Leo, which further marks me as a lion’s whelp. I prove to you in the first chapter of this book–beyond disproof–that I am indeed the long-prophesied “Lion” of the tribe of Juda (Yehuda) the Root of David and the “Lamb.” I am the individual long symbolized as the Branch, the Stem, the Shoot and the Rod from the Stump of Jesse (King David’s father), as symbolized in the Hebrew Book of Isaiah, The Apocalypse, the Dead Sea Scrolls, and elsewhere. I am the reincarnated Teacher sought after in the “East” and by the ancient Hebrews who were headquartered at the outpost community of Damascus (Qumran), of Dead Sea Scrolls fame. I am the one called the Teacher of Righteousness by the Dead Sea Scrolls, whom the so-called Christian fathers have fraudulently recast as “Saint ‘James’, the Lord’s Brother.”

Remember, "I come as a thief..." ?

Read verse twelve of the Gospel of Thomas to understand who I am...

Even further enlightening, the Second Temple Period of ancient Israel was during the 11th 360-year cycle on the Hebrew calendar and we are now in the 6th year (5766/2005-6) of the 17th cycle. Notice the pivotal 11 and 17 numbers again? This and much other synchronized information serve as stunning and decisive proof of many things, and expose many lies told by all three faiths of Abraham, but most specifically by Christianity. Consequently, I have decisively proven, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that Jesus Christ and Christianity are blatant lies, false prophecy and purposeful deception in a manner that cannot easily be denied, regardless of your faith or other opinions.

Furthermore, the symbolism in the Apocalypse (a.k.a. Book of Revelation) of seven stars in my right hand and seven angels represent the very same above-mentioned seven astrological (360-year) cycles, i.e., the 11th through 17th inclusive. I prove this fact beyond any reasonable doubt in the first chapter of the book. Consequently, The Apocalypse verifiably symbolizes a specific span of time that began with the 11th cycle (Second Temple Period) and concludes now, at the beginning of the 17th cycle (End of Days, etc.).

The numbers 11 and 17 are verifiably encoded in The Apocalypse and other ancient Hebrew prophecies and wisdom texts to serve as key proofs of the validity and true meaning of certain prophecies and related information. My and my mother’s birthdays are purposely synchronized with these two storm numbers, the matching Hebrew calendar cycles, the Double Grand Cross alignments and solar eclipse of August 1999, and much else to prove my direct association with the ancient prophecies about this time and the true identity of the prophesied Messiah. Another prime example is the story of Joseph, the 11th son of Jacob who has a dream when he is 17 years old about 11 stars, the sun, and moon bowing to him. The symbolism in this pivotal story in the Book of Genesis and Quran verifiably refers to the very same 11th through 17th cycles symbolized in The Apocalypse and directly synchronizes with other key events and ancient texts.

Consequently, I have demonstrated various things about the nature of this reality that dramatically disprove and/or clarify key assumptions of religion, mysticism, and science alike, while establishing the true meaning and purpose of long misinterpreted ancient wisdom and the symbolism used to model and encode it. Accordingly, I have proven that the symbolism evidenced in the canons of all three faiths of Abraham and other ancient sources is a very ancient and advanced philosophical technology that verifiably models foundational aspects of our existence in this universe. This is the mostly misunderstood body of ancient wisdom long referred to as the Philosophers’ Stone. It uses a large and ingeniously organized collection of physical universe images and concepts as data rich components (symbols) that are based on verifiable rules. It models and encodes an amazing amount of foundational wisdom about life, spirituality and the 11 dimensions of this universe, now verified by string theory. It is also the advanced encryption method used to encode (seal) Hebrew prophecies and wisdom texts.

These ancient prophecies and wisdom texts used advanced symbology to model fundamental wisdom, including future events and situations. A primary facet of ancient wisdom is numeric symbology. Later misinterpretations of this aspect of ancient wisdom resulted in numerology, which, though embodying allusions to certain wisdom, is mostly error prone and false doctrine. My decryption, documentation, and interpretation of ancient symbology, numeric symbolism, and key texts based on them, are now decisively validated.

Here is Wisdom...

Verifiable proof that Armageddon has begun…

Understanding the End Game of Armageddon


June 28, 2006  
Blogger tommyspoon said...

Scoffing causes blindness...

And unexpected laughter causes one to snarf coffee out one's nostrils.

Oy vey...

June 29, 2006  
Blogger Jezebella said...

I hope that if and when the messiah does come, he or she has better things to do than to leave 17-page-long comments on political blogs. Otherwise, what a gyp! You endure 7 years of plagues and build a new temple so that the messiah can sit inside and surf the net.

"Shalom, my people. The prophecies fortold my this temple a wi-fi hotspot?"

June 29, 2006  
Blogger torporific said...

Tommy, that has to be painful.

Jezebella, you should know that the messiah is new media.

I am still laughing about the Wifi Temple.

June 29, 2006  
Blogger harry near indy said...

tommyspoon, i'm reminded of the bumper sticker that says: "jesus is good, but some members of his fan club really suck."

July 02, 2006  

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