Thursday, March 2, 2006

NFL players take note

Several NFL players will be cut today to make room for the salary cap. None of them will be humiliated like this poor man.

Romanian Soccer Player Sold for a Chunk of Meat

BUCHAREST -- Romanian second division soccer club UT Arad sold a player in exchange for 15 kilograms of meat, local sport daily Pro Sport reported on Monday.

However, fourth division Regal Horia made a bad deal because defender Marius Cioara decided to end his footballing career and take off to Spain to find a job in agriculture or construction.

"We are upset because we lost twice -- firstly because we lost a good player and secondly because we lost our team's food for a whole week.



Anonymous sus scrofa said...

In Spain, he will not get any visa. Like an slave he will work, with no papers (if police don´t catch him) maybe in construction (like a slave) but it´s most possible cleaning car-glasses on the traffic lights.
Greetings from Barcelona

P.D. sorry my poor english

March 02, 2006  
Blogger torporific said...

Hello and welcome. Would that change in January when Romania becomes an EU member?

March 02, 2006  
Anonymous sus scrofa said...

Possibly they would cross europe from west to east easier.

But he will fight for the worst jobs between south-americans, ex-ussr countries, polands, bulgarians, chinese, africans and moroccos (those two must jump a 6 mts fence with police on both sides, or cross the sea in a fragile ship -without dying-), and many more.
Possibly he will live in a flat with 8/9 or more people, in the oldest houses were it´s easy to burn (the house) or throw down.

But no problem!!! Spain has the biggest growht in E,U. (only someones). We have the best weather in europe (like california), and free public health service.. What do they want more???

Recently i´ve seen Michael moore´s "Canadian Bacon". Very funny.

Salud yankee

March 02, 2006  
Blogger torporific said...

The best weather in Europe and free healthcare? Will your country take this American?

March 03, 2006  
Blogger Jim said...

Nice. Makes me proud to be of Romanian descent. :)

March 04, 2006  

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